Marriage Life Before and After !!

Assalamualaikum...

Hari ni entah kenape aku gatai belek-belek folder email lame aku.

So, dalam dok belek-belek inbox aku tuh, aku terjumpa satu artikel yang agak best yang telah diforward oleh sahabat aku.

Best yang boleh dikatekan macam kate-kate nasihat untuk yang bakal berkahwin mahupon yang sudah berkahwin. Tergelak sorang sorang aku bace artikel ni.

So sekarang aku nak kongsi bersama-sama dengan kengkawan semua. Ada betoi jugak kate kate artikel ni. Mari kite pikirkan bersama....

Marriage Life Before and After !!

Before marriage.
Darling here.. Darling there...
After marriage.
Baling here... Baling there..

Before marriage.
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
"You die, up to you. "
Lagi lama married.
You die I help you!

Before marriage.
You go anywhere. . I follow you .
After marriage. .
You go anywhere. . Up to you .
Lagi lama married.
You go anywhere better get lost!!

Before wedding
You are my heart, you are my love"
After wedding
"you get on my nerves. "

Before wedding
"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
After wedding
"you are worse than godzila"

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you

Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la

Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or biawak

Wakakaka.... lu orang pikir lah sendiri~
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